Don't Read This......

Hey, didn’t you read the title of this article. I hope, you know little bit of English (at least to be able to understand the meaning of this title). So why are you reading this in spite of the warning. Stop reading this at once and do some useful work. If you continue to read this, don’t blame me later on for any damage caused to your….. So honey, take my sincere advice and stop reading this instantly. Ya, that’s like a good boy. Hey, you are continuing to read it further. Aadmi ho ki Pajama – ek baar bolne se samajh mein nahin aata. Besharmi ki bhi hudd hoti hai. Anyway, if you have read it this far, let me tell you one thing. Human beings by very nature are stubborn. They never do what they are told to, and they always try to do what they are told not to. But once explained in a rational way, they tend to learn and mend their ways. So I guess at this point, I have been able to explain you quite rationally that you should not read this. So dear, bbye, have a nice day. Arey arey ruko bhai, tum toh aage padhe hi ja rahe ho. Enough is enough man. Tum sahi mein bade wale ho – yahan tak bhi pahunch gaye. Okay I get it – so u have decided that you won’t bat an eye lid and just continue to read this – come what may. Woh kahte hain na – “Laaton ke bhoot……..”. Thank God, at least now you stopped. Better late than never. Ye kya phir shuru ho gaye, ek shabd bhi aage mat padhna, warna bahut bura hoga. Now I bet, I won’t let you read beyond five more words. Yess, I stopped you finally!